Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Love life with a CPAP

Guy: Hey, so you wanna spend the night?
Me: Sure, if you let me use an electrical outlet by the bed
Guy: Oooohhhh!!! Of course I will!!!! What are you going to use it for??
Me: I have sleep apnea and I have to take this CPAP machine with me…………so if you wanna get freaky do it before I put on the mask!!!!



UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Time for me to become anorexic!!!!!!!!!

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